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Post by Kain on Fri May 13, 2011 1:30 am

CHARACTER INFORMATION SECTION:


1.MAIN CHARACTER NAME: Kainn
2.LEVEL: 80
3.CLASS: Shaman
4.RACE: Draenei
5.MAIN SPEC: PvE Enhancement (I feel obligated to say that I tend to be very adaptive with my spec, depending on my raid group and gear. For example, Improved Windfury totem is two points wasted if accompanied by a Frost DK with Improved Icy Talons, and so on...)
6.OFF SPEC: PvP Enhancement
7.PROFESSIONS: Leatherworking (268), Skinning (375)
8.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR ALTS: /

REAL LIFE INFO SECTION:


9.REAL LIFE NAME: Xiang

10.AGE: 22

11.CITY AND COUNTRY: Currently living in Belgrade, Serbia.

12.TIMEZONE: GMT+1

13.ARE YOU ABLE TO PLAY AT THESE HOURS:
Monday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Tuesday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Wednesday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Thursday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Friday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Sunday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +

14.HOURS YOU PLAY EACH DAY:
Monday: 2-3
Tuesday: 2-3
Wednesday: 2-3
Thursday: 2-3
Friday: 5-6
Saturday: 4-9
Sunday: 4-9

(It all depends on my duties or obligations in-game, If I am in my achievement/materials-farming mode, I can kill plenty of time online)

WoW GENERAL SECTION:


15.SCREENSHOT OF YOUR INTERFACE, PREFERABLY IN RAID: Unable to accomplish due to server's downtime. Will update as soon as it get back up.

16.HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WoW: 3-4 years of hard labour.

17.RETAIL EXPERIENCE: Magtheridon ("golden age"), Sunstrider


18.RAID EXPERIENCE (before TBC): Retail - Molten Core, Blackwing Lair, Zul'Gurub; M4A - none.

19.RAID EXPERIENCE (TBC): Retail -Gruul's Lair, Sunwell plateu, Karazhan, Black Temple, Hyjal Summit; M4A - none.

20.RAID EXPERIENCE (WOTLK): Retail - Naxxaramas, Obsidian Sanctum, Ulduar (best instance ever), Trial of the (Grand) Crusader, Icercrown Citadel; M4A - none..

21.WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN SAPPED: Honestly, because I was given that suggestion by one of your members. Also because I heard stories about you and how efficient this guild is in PvE. Furthermore, I want to reach the "e-buddy" relationship with interesting people, and you seem as an appropriate crowd.

22.WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM YOU: You can expect blind obedience (not ass-kissing), insane dedication, participation in the guild activities. I am constantly perfecting my skills, so if I am online, the most probable place to find me is - beating the crap out of The Training Dummy.

23.DO YOU PREFER PVP OR PVE? AND WHY: I cannot really say. I may be a bit leaned towards raiding, but I am occasionally getting an unstoppable urge to hack and slash random opponents.

24.WHAT ARE YOUR PREVIOUS GUILDS, AND WHY YOU LEFT THEM: No previous guilds.

25.ARE YOU THE ONLY USER OF YOUR ACCOUNT:Yes. I am so secretive about my account information, it wouldn't be wierd if I had fingerprint or retina recognition software guarding it.

26.ARE YOU ABLE TO GET ON TEAMSPEAK/VENTRILO? Yes.

27.ARE YOU USING ANY ADDONS, AND IF YES WHICH: Deadly Boss Mods, ShockandAwe (enhancement shaman addon), Recount, SnowfallKeypress, Gladius, Atlasloot, QuestHelper.


28.IS THERE ANYONE IN GUILD WHO CAN VOUCH FOR YOU? Pronur.

29.ADITIONAL INFORMATION ABOUT YOU: I have a classic soldier mentality, I live for sports because they offer me a challange in life. Passionate drinker of CocaCola. Since my father is chinese, I have all the stereotype characteristics. I hate: house/dance/techno music; gnomes (the vermin); circumstancial facts; stories about CocaCola's negative effects (liez!); bad english; flame wars; nerdrage; sex jokes; people trashing eastern culture; disrespect to religion, although I am an atheist. Whoops, I got carried away.
For additional info: contact me via my live account, PM me here on forum or in-game.

30.JOKE: Gnome catches a gold fish...
Goldfish: "Let me go, please! I will fulfill one wish for you..."
Gnome: "Huh?! Why do you offer me one, when you usually offer three wishes?"
Goldfish: "Because YOU ARE A FUCKING GNOME!!!"



*Observation* : The title of the thread "Important informations regarding recruiting" has a mistake in it. This noun "information" has got no plural form. (Don't hate me, it is my nature)

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The first thing I see is that I must correct the "hatin' nerdrage, sex jokes" part of the application.

My answers:

@Deluded: About the gnome hatred, there is a movie called "Inglorious Basterds", look for Captain Landa's explanation of his hatred towards Jews. You will understand clearly then. As for the lack of love by the Gods son: I really can't fathom the fact that he gave a chance that whore (yes, I said whore) and not me... I read the Bible, I tried... oh He knows i tried... /cry.
Jokez! (read the Bible - past tense)

@Thrill: My parents moved to Serbia when I was three years old, and NO, they don't own a Chinese confection store.

@Koljach: I know of the franchise called "Evil Dead", starring Bruce Campbell... I never really played on this server much, you can see the "raids done" section of my application. Meaning, I don't know what you are talking about. As for the "+" signs, how else should I mark?

@MrTwister a.k.a Mini:
1. I already stated in my application that my talent tree is very adaptable, but thanks for the heads up.
2. Noted.
3. I will try. Also ShockAndAwe bess addon evah!
Serbia part = Look at the reply to Thrill.

*fine print* I made it less shiny to suck up to Paradoxx.
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@Deluded': I never meant that any offense by that "past tense" thing. I just noted it so it won't get misinterpreted with present tense, because it would have a whole different meaning. It would sound as if I read the Bible on daily (or weekly) basis, or have a habit of reading it, and I did not want to seem as some zealous nut. That is all.

<Deluded> Please stop taking me seriously. Otherwise I might die of laughter soon. You wouldn't want to have an officer's blood on your hands, now would you? I'm sorry for editing your application but if I post, you're just gonna reply again, thus getting the vicious cycle to go on and on.
Peace out,
- Your friendly neighborhood abusive moderator.


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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by Pronur on Fri May 13, 2011 2:04 am

I've met this guy while farming PoS for emblems. We got to chat and he proved to be an awesome fellow. He's fun, polite and he f-ing hates gnomes, hence he would fit in the guild just fine. He's raided all wotlk content on retail so he'll raise to expectations. Plus an enhancement shaman would be great in raids ( It'll pump mi hiro dps ). Yeah, I was one of the people who asked him to make an application for the guild, I hope you see him as I do. That being said, I'm giving him a "Thumbs Up". Smile

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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by deluded on Fri May 13, 2011 4:01 am

Kain wrote:
*Observation* : The title of the thread "Important informations regarding recruiting" has a mistake in it. This noun "information" has got no plural form. (Don't hate me, it is my nature)
Regarding this, most of us are well aware of the issue, it's just everyone's so used to Jackk's literary... genius, nobody even bothers to react any more (read: I stopped giving a shit about fixing up their posts when I'm high).
But I'm glad to know this will bother you until the end of days.


As for your application, it's shiny. I like shiny.
But I can't figure out the source of your relentless hatred for gnomes. I mean, looking at your raid experience, you didn't do Kanniscraft Mimiron. But it's probably just your way of venting your anger because Jesus doesn't love you.
I'm sorry, I can't resist. More to come.

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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by Thrill on Fri May 13, 2011 4:06 am

I's giv thumbz ap for prnr's bess friend (Take that grammar freak !)

EDIT : Wait , what ?! He currently lives in Serbia O.o


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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by Guest on Fri May 13, 2011 4:16 am

Kain wrote: ........I hate: nerdrage.......

I don't know, this will be hard, since, jackie is a nerdrage freak in raids soooo......
But yeah, even tho I don't play much anymore (heck, haven't slacked so much in ages), I kinda like the app, like deluded said, it's shiny

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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by Schaapje on Fri May 13, 2011 4:32 am

I hate: ... sex jokes

Hahahahahaha. Have you ever read our guildname?
Are you sure you want to be in this guild if you have read it?
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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by Paradoxx on Fri May 13, 2011 5:58 am

Too shiny, I don't like too shiny, thumbs down.
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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by koljach on Fri May 13, 2011 7:13 am

I want to have your babies.

Spoiler:
Oooo shiny, shiny is good. Also, Kainn, feel free to answer in application

Kain wrote:
9.REAL LIFE NAME: Xiang

Interesting, deri's surname is this, with 1 letter of difference

Kain wrote:13.ARE YOU ABLE TO PLAY AT THESE HOURS:
Monday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Tuesday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Wednesday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Thursday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Friday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +
Sunday - 19:45 gmt+1 - 23:30 gmt+1: +

Pluses on end? Isnt that how the evil dead guys want to mark when are you able to play? Does that mean you are secretly playing whorde and you got mission to infiltrate among us? *stares Kainn down*

Kainn wrote:17.RETAIL EXPERIENCE: Magtheridon ("golden age")

I guess thats referrence to times when Ensidia was still Nihilum on Maggy

Kain wrote:21.WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN SAPPED:Furthermore, I want to reach the "e-buddy" relationship with interesting people, and you seem as an appropriate crowd.

Newsflash: You are wrong, we are bunch of lame faggots, tru story

Kain wrote:
(....If I am in my achievement/materials-farming mode, I can kill plenty of time online)
29.ADITIONAL INFORMATION ABOUT YOU:Since my father is chinese, I have all the stereotype characteristics.

It seems you are in farming mode... always!

Kainn wrote:
I hate:
house/dance/techno music;


Thats way to go man, how can anyone call that electronical shit "music", let alone to listen it, listening dance and techno feels like someone is hammering my brain with two-ton hammer

Kainn wrote:gnomes (the vermin)

Auto accepted yo. Keep on hatin' brah, and i suppose you will be glad to hear we dont have main gnomes in guild. We have some alts, but thanks god no mains. What reminded me that we have even less dwarves btw :\

Kainn wrote:bad english;

We heer aal speack guud engrish end necesidad de oro for magick trein

Kainn wrote:nerdrage;

Wrong place then, we have raid leader who is specced 71 points into nerdraging in raids

Kainn wrote:sex jokes;

*checks name of the guild for which Kainn applied* *is confused* *realises he will never understand what Kainn did there*

Kainn wrote:*Observation* : The title of the thread "Important informations regarding recruiting" has a mistake in it. This noun "information" has got no plural form. (Don't hate me, it is my nature)

How dare are you to critise excellent, flawless and supreme knowledge of english language? I revoke insta-accept you earned for hatin' midgets yo.

Paradoxx wrote:Too shiny, I don't like too shiny, thumbs down.

You fuckin suck

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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by MrTwister a.k.a Mini on Fri May 13, 2011 7:45 am

App is nice bright and shiny
now some suggestions:
1)try speccing into improved shields since i assume u got some t9 gear which makes you waste LS charges like mad also LS does very nice dmg here its more valuable than Fire Nova,
2)We lack DK's in raids so u will probably have to spec into imp.WF totem so prnr and rest of melee dps can /drool when u come up in raid if u get accepted.
3)Get used on nerdraging its part of raids here Very Happy
I am only active warlock here and guess what am not a gnome,so i share your opinion about them.(also ShockAndAwe FTW bess addon eu).
I guess ill stay neutral there.
P.S:
WTF Chinese guy doing in Serbia?

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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by deluded on Sat May 14, 2011 11:40 am

Kain wrote:
@Deluded: About the gnome hatred, there is a movie called "Inglorious Basterds", look for Captain Landa's explanation of his hatred towards Jews. You will understand clearly then. As for the lack of love by the Gods son: I really can't fathom the fact that he gave a chance that whore (yes, I said whore) and not me... I read the Bible, I tried... oh He knows i tried... /cry.
Jokez! (read the Bible - past tense)
Hmm, I'm completely lost. I can't decide if I'm more insulted by you thinking I haven't seen Inglorious Basterds or by you suggesting I don't know what the past tense of "read" is.
Furthermore, you call yourself an atheist but don't seem to realize you don't really need to know or understand the word of god in order to build your life around it... or hell, kill for it. Uneducated.


Also, it's God's* and that just means hooker > u

Moving on, you don't know what hate is, until you've wiped 60 times in a row on a little electronic gnome. So don't talk to me about hate, son, for your puny dislike will never reach the true levels of loathing. Even if the gnome ripped out the heart of the love of your life and made you watch as he had violent sex with each and every one of her organs and then made you eat them all.
You can NEVER understand our pain. EVER.

Kain wrote:*fine print* I made it less shiny to suck up to Paradoxx.
He likes it when you swallow it right up until the root.
Also, Underline looks fucking horrible, much like a gnome fucking your girlfriend's liver. And no, Twisted, put it back in your pants. Use bold and a less dominant color and you're in the clear.

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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by drain on Sat May 14, 2011 12:21 pm

MrTwister a.k.a Mini wrote:
P.S:
WTF Chinese guy doing in Serbia?
Nuclear winter?

btw are you Kain from burning blade?
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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by Cyclops on Sat May 14, 2011 1:19 pm

I don't think so. Kain from BB was an arabian.
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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by Aleor on Sat May 14, 2011 2:20 pm

Pronur wrote:I've met this guy while farming PoS for emblems. We got to chat and he proved to be an awesome fellow. He's fun, polite and he f-ing hates gnomes, hence he would fit in the guild just fine.
Same opinion here + we kind-a lack enha shammy / actually only enha shaman ive seen so far is opra but he seems to be attending raids with other chars / so ... Thumbs up.
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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by koljach on Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:10 pm

deluded wrote:
You can NEVER understand our pain. EVER.

no he cant, noone else except those 10 people who participated in that horrifying, never-to-be-forgotten and seemingly endless night can understand it. Mental scars will be there as long as we live, or untill someone gets amnesia, or until someone deletes our memory

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Re: Enhancement Shaman Kainn [ACCEPTED]

Post by koljach on Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:11 pm

Accepted.

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